Which hobby best suits your personality?

The introduction to the CNN hobby quiz reads as follows:
From exploring the great outdoors, preparing exotic cuisine or persuing the hundreds of TV channels from your multi-media center, the options for leisure time in the modern world seem limitless. So, what’s right for you? Take this CNN.com quiz and find out which hobbies best suit [...]

I Gotta Couple For Ya Righcheer

I used to live in Memphis. I never felt quite at home because there was so much about the customs, culture, and native speech pattern. It was so foreign I had to move to Alaska for a couple of years. Out of the mouths of frying pans… but I grew to love it there.

I let [...]

Fantasy Football is King

Football is around the corner! A friend of mine bragged about how he bought his magazine for the year. I started to mock him until he reminded me that he makes the playoffs every year and I have compiled a record of just 2 games over .500 over the last three years. Ouch. I will [...]

I Worry My Mother

She claims I am a sick bastard whenever I comment that I think some girl is cute. It doesn’t matter if the girl in question is Dolly Parton or these girls. Even though I act like it doesn’t affect me I still quietly wonder to myself, “Wait, I’m a bastard?”. It’s not fun to think [...]

It’s All a Matter of Perspective

The best thing about this article is how every item ends with an exclamation mark. I felt like I was reading a Batman Comic! If you were ever interested in how to easily make your hearing more acute or improving your memory in one easy step before bed the article is definitely for you(!). I’ll [...]

Cabrera: All-Star snub. And?

“In the beginning, I really couldn’t understand it. I’m really disappointed. Like anybody else, I’d like to be there. I think deserved to be on the team. It didn’t happen,” Cabrera said before Wednesday’s game against the Texas Rangers.
Translation: “I am incensed. It incenses me that there is an obvious East Coast, Midwest and anti-steroid [...]

Misc. Stuff that I Read Today

Attack Mode: How to Survive a Drunken BBQ Brawl – Sheer Brilliance and good advice.
Racism rears its’ ugly head and the Fruit of Islam has something to say about it. Thank Allah for the Five Percent that know that the Asiatic Black Man was born with Knowledge Itself. Funny Blog if you have never [...]

How Much is My Body Worth?

It’s quiz time! Since I once valued my body at $15 and a half-eaten pack of Menthos, I was drawn irresistibly to this quiz to find out if I have a future in body appraisal. Since I know that you want to know, let’s take the journey together, shall we?
1. Please choose the option that [...]

Stare Longingly at Pictures of Their Children

The wonderful folks at AOL have been kind enough to solve our six biggest cubicle complaints for us. What? I don’t work and can’t possibly have a cubicle to work in? There once was a time when I strutted around an office space like John Travolta in the beginning of Saturday Night Fever. I even [...]

It Didn’t Feel Like A Birthday Party

The Fourth of July has come and gone. Every year it seems to me like this would be the worst holiday possible for dogs and VFW members. I know I felt like I was in Kabul or Baghdad rather than beautiful Orange County with all of the explosions and screaming children. I thought my birthday [...]