What Was Your Most Embarrassing Farting Scenario?
The ladies at Jezebel.com have thrown down the gauntlet and asked their readers about their most embarrassing farting scenario. Let’s take a look at their choices, shall we?
During Sex – This happened to me. She blamed me for the methane-laced tirade because I bought her McDonald’s on the date. Lesson learned. I now take all of my dates to Taco Bell because there is nothing more foolproof to insulating yourself from gas than by taking the one you love to a fancy Mexican dinner. Ole!
During Sex with a Completely Humorless Guy – If a sense of humor is one of the must have items of the dating season, what are you doing having sex with a humorless guy? Hmmmm? I swear that girls give this rote answer in the same way that athletes swear that “it wasn’t about the money” whenever they sign a big contract.
While working out at the gym – “I was kicking ass on the treadmill at the gym, and was totally in the zone. It was awesome! Then, it hit my nostrils like a bee smacking the glass door. Worse even, it was one of those thick stanky rotten egg laced with some skunk clouds that you can practically taste and my mouth was open. Major disgusting! I gagged some and had to put my towel over my nose and mouth until the fart twister moved to the south.” I don’t know how this quote from the article has anything to do with being embarrassed, but it was funny.
In the echo-chamber that is a public restroom – And where else are you supposed to be flatulent in the first place?
Job interview! (Uh, I had a coughing fit) – If I were interviewing someone and they handled a situation like this with class, consider them hired. If they point their finger and blame someone else in the room immediately, I hire them into management.
In my office. Right before my coworker walked in. – This would be my answer. This is especially bad if the coworker is someone you have a crush on. Or so I hear….
I’m female. I don’t “fart”. – I have news for you…
